LaughterPieces: Just For Fun

photo copyright Chris Fedderson 2004
faces copyright Jeff Sorensen 2004

Memorable Quotations
or/
"HEY, I WAS JUST GONNA
SAY THAT!!"

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A bit of perfume always clings to the hand that gives the rose.
-Chinese proverb

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A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman; but a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist.
-Louis Nizer, lawyer (1902-1994)

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It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
-- Garrison Keillor, radio host and author

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Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action,
where it often substitutes for both.
-- John Andrews Holmes

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do
are in harmony.
-- Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869-1948)

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DIDJA HEAR TH' ONE ABOUT...?

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Question:

Where does a Mummy buy its music?
Answer:

At iTombs.

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Question:

What do you call a shark who talks way too much?
Answer:

A Yammer-Head.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Question:

Why does an Eskimo wash in tide?
Answer:

Because it's too cold out tide.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love, and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Question:

Where does the general keep his armies?
Answer:

In his sleevies.

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Question:

How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
Answer:

A Buck-An-Ear.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Patient:

Doctor, you've got to help me! Every time I drink coffee
I get a sharp pain in my right eye!
Doctor:

Try taking the spoon out of your cup before you drink!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Question:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Answer:

A fsh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Question:

Why didn't Mother Kangaroo
want her baby to watch too much TV ?
Answer:

Because she didn't want her baby to become a pouch potato.

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WE WILL TRY TO INCLUDE THEM HERE!

TELL US YOUR NAME AND CITY AND
WE'LL GIVE YOU CREDIT!!!

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